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Harold Snepsts joined the St. Louis Blues in 1989 and led the team in total mustache weight, and most hockey pucks taken off the noggin’. That same year, he finished with as many points (1) as third-string goaltender, Curtis Joseph.

Curtis Joseph…played four seasons (’90-’94) with St. Louis teammate Jeff Brown - who ironically succeeded Harold Snepsts by leading the team in total “eyebrow weight”.

Jeff Brown…along with Blues teammates Bret Hedican and Nathan LaFayette were shipped to the Vancouver Canucks on April 4, 1994 in exchange for Craig Janney. That year, Brown played with NHL goal scorer, Pavel Bure.

Pavel Bure…is the brother of lesser-known hockey player, Valeri Bure - who had a brief stint with the St. Louis Blues in 2003.

Valeri Bure…is married to the real life DJ Tanner, Candace Cameron. Our sources tell us she gets randy when Valeri lets her call him “Steve“.

*** Extra “good behavior” Danny Tanner points awarded for not zinging a man named “Valeri”…and for avoiding the “Brendan Shanahan/Craig Janney” connection in Step 3.

Welcome to SportMag’s latest themed-feature, “St. Louis’ 6 Degrees to ‘Full House’ - where we’ll attempt to link St. Louis athletes to an American Classic staring Danny Tanner and the 23 other people living under his roof in San Francisco. Some would say this is an excellent way to pass time instead of intelligently breaking down the dreadful Rams…but let’s face it - we could all use a little more John Stamos in our lives.

1st Degree
So Taguchi…played with Larry Walker in 2005, when the Cardinals acquired him on August 7, 2004.

2nd Degree
Larry Walker…won the NL Batting Title in 1998, 1999 and 2001 while playing with Colorado Rockies teammate, Todd Helton.

3rd Degree
Todd Helton…is currently playing in the World Series with teammate, Matt Herges.

4th Degree
Colorado Rockies reliever, Matt Herges…as noted in the Fungoes.net World Series Game 1 Log, bears a striking resemblance to former Cardinals pitcher, Joe Magrane.

5th Degree
Under the alias “Dave Coulier,” Joe Magrane…stared in the 80’s sitcom, Full House, as “Joey Gladstone”.

6 degrees?? Please. I only needed 5. Cut…it…out.